I love my family

I'm rolling down my street and the BWI taxi is pulling out of our cul-de-sac. Pete's in the driveway. I gave him a honkular. "You're just in time for a beer" (my thoughts exactly). Only one left so I went to the liquor store and picked up two bottles of wine (for gilly the wine guzzler) and a 12 of Molson Canadian. Three hours and 5 beers later Rhian returned and the "Kung Pow" began: